IT can’t be much fun, waking up to realise everyone’s talking about your eyebrows. It’d be enough to make you rub your peepers in disbelief and furrow your brow in horror – then immediately glance around in case there was a zoom lens pointing at you through a window.
As if the Queen didn’t have enough on her plate right now, what with the collapse of Westminster democracy, headlines about her being hoodwinked and season three of The Crown in post-production. The last thing she needed was blabbermouth David Cameron emerging from under his rock to spill more royal secrets in a bid to flog his book…
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Published in The National on September 20 2019.