GET READY … TO … RRRRRRRUMBLE!
It’s time for a clash of the titans, a battle of the big beasts, a thrrrrilling spectacle the likes of which the world has never seen. Prepare to gasp, to swoon, to jab your foam fingers in the air for the SCOTTISH TORY LEADERSHIP CONTEST!!
With Ruth “The Momma” Davidson bowing out of the ring just as the Mother of all Parliaments is due to close its doors (but definitely not because of that – just a strrrrrrange coincidence, folks!), there’s only one place to be for political entertainment this autumn.
MPs might be locked out of the House of Commons, but their frowns will soon be turned upside down by access-all-areas passes for the WWE showdown coming to Holyrood…
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Published in The National on August 30 2019.