DEAR Sir Arthur Nicholas Winston Soames,
Woof woof woof! Friendly greetings and salutations from the Isle of Skye, the Hebridean paradise I’m proud to call home.
The humans inform me that you’ve been encouraging the SNP’s Westminster leader Ian Blackford to come up for an unscheduled visit, and I’m very excited at the prospect. My tail is wagging at double speed right now at the thought of the bonus ear scritches and biscuits that might come my way as a result.
Why don’t you come too? I’d love to take you on a tour of the beautiful sights and sounds of our rugged island, from Fairy Glen and Kilt Rock to Lochalsh Butchers (excellent sausages) and my special spot on the rug in front of the fire. Do you like having your belly rubbed?
I’ve been doing a little research on my iPaw…
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Published in The National on December 20 2018.