Can Theresa save the day for Brexit Britain? Oh yes she can!

ROLL up, roll up, and grab your tickets now for the family panto spectacle of the season, Theresa and the Beanstalk! Touring all over the precious Union throughout December (limited capacity at Scotland region venues) or until key members of the cast finally resign.

Join our heroine on a magical adventure to convert a pocketful of magic beans into £350 million a week for the NHS. Marvel as she clambers her way into a giant pickle! Gasp as she fights off villains from stage left and right! Clap your hands if you believe in Brexit, and bring the Chequers deal back to life!

This dazzling new production truly has something for everyone, if by everyone you mean 52% of people (38% in Scotland region). Sick of hearing about Brexit?

Watch it unfold on stage instead! Sing along as the Cabinet Chorus agrees with the Draft Withdrawal Agreement…

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Published in The National on November 30 2018.

Published by Shona Craven

Writer, editor, talking head

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