THERE are two kinds of people in this world: people who see a lost glove on the ground and glance around for potential owners before popping it on a wall, hanging it from a hedge or placing it at the edge of the walkway to prevent a trampling, and monsters.
It’s odd, really, that the clever folk behind Tinder, OKCupid and the like haven’t recognised this crucial distinction. Romance-seekers can filter their searches by age, gender and location but there’s no tick-box to filter out those who would permit the muddying of a mitten or the contamination of cashmere. If a lost and lonely hand-warmer doesn’t tug at a person’s heartstrings, can you even be sure they are human? These sex robots we keep hearing about are getting awfy realistic.
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First published in The National on January 5 2018.