Vacancy: Easter Bunny’s Assistant

bunny 2An exciting opportunity has arisen to join the Easter Bunny’s team for this year’s egg hunt at a (not very) secret location in Glasgow.

This is a fixed-term appointment for three hours on Easter Sunday.

The successful candidate will be a chocolate-motivated individual with exceptional organisational and egg-hiding skills. A proven track record of remembering where things  are hidden, even when they are quite well hidden, is desirable and the ability to subtly point at things while standing near children and wearing a nonchalant expression is essential.

Uniform provided. The Easter Bunny does not discriminate on the grounds of age, gender or species (although foxes need not apply).

Published by Shona Craven

Writer, editor, talking head

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