Vacancy: Easter Bunny’s Assistant

bunny 2An exciting opportunity has arisen to join the Easter Bunny’s team for this year’s egg hunt at a (not very) secret location in Glasgow.

This is a fixed-term appointment for three hours on Easter Sunday.

The successful candidate will be a chocolate-motivated individual with exceptional organisational and egg-hiding skills. A proven track recordย of remembering where things ย are hidden, even when they are quite well hidden, is desirable and the ability to subtly point at things while standing near children and wearing a nonchalant expression is essential.

Uniform provided. The Easter Bunny does not discriminate on the grounds of age, gender or species (although foxes need not apply).

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